Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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