Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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