I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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