ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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