So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Shame is for Republicans.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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