is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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