with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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