Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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