brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't deserve a penis
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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