In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity