I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
He better not be in your backpack
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.