But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?