in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex