We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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