i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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