brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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