The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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