you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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