Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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