How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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