Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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