It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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