You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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