i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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