I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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