I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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