No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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