I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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