My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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