I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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