Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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