I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
