well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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