You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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