I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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