I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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Found the puke drawer
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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