evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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