Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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