So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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