Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Mom said you looked used
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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