I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She announced her abortion via fbk
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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