i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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