So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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