yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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