Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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