His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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