i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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