Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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