It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We are two peas in an std pod
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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