it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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