the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
tell your sister to shave her snatch
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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