I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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