She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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