I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
