Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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