Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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