i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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