Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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