That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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