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WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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