spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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