Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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