the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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